Monday, October 27

Here's another really great one. Thanks go out to Marilyn (and ryl).

50 things to do in walmart
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1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow.Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court,buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it

I was going through my e-mails and i came across this little thing that was just taking up space. So here it is now for all to read and so i can get rid of it from my e-mails.

SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the
back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a
full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the
line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend
an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver,
purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament
building is an American flag.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand
and lollipop" with your right.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says
there were three gifts.
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of
diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar
tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they
are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are more chickens th an people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in
"dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five
vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks;
otherwise it will digest itself.
...................Now you know everything!

Sunday, October 26

It's not when people cry out for help that we need be most worried about them It's when they sit there in silence and say nothing.
"art is why i get up in the morning
but my definition ends there
and it doesn't seem fair
that i'm living for something i can't even define"
-out of habit (ani di franco)


"i'm gonna turn
and walk away
you can wait
till i am far along
then run and come
and catch my arm
and say you'd die
if i were gone
i want to hear you
call my name
it's too easy
just to say it soft
i don't like my language
watered down
i don't like my edges
rounded off"
-make me stay (ani di franco)


"buildings and bridges
are made to bend in the wind
to withstand the world,
that's what it takes
all that steel and stone
is no match for the air, my friend
what doesn't bend breaks
what doesn't bend breaks

we are made to bleed
and scab and heal and bleed again
and turn every scar into a joke"
-buildings and bridges (ani di franco)


It all comes down to who you are, why you are, and why you are who you are. If you figure it out... hold on to that knowledge with every fiber of your existence, and never let anyone question it.

Saturday, October 25

Who knew? I do still cry. I've cried the last two nights actually. Ya... that's not normal.

Maybe she's right, maybe nothing matters. I surely don't. I mean... how long was i talking to her, trying to make her feel better and keep her from doing something stupid? And did it do any good? No, of course not. I've never mattered to them. Ever since... ever since then. For all i try i can never make things better, and yet a few words from her and she's okay. (yes i know that's a lot of her's and she's but i don't want to use names). An "i'm sorry and i love you" from her go farther than me talking to her for over half an hour? Why do i even try? I mean nothing.
She asked if she was crying. Fuck. SHE wasn't even reading. She was sitting there looking away from the computer doing that "i'll make my eyes really big and not say anything" thing that is so annoying while i sat there crying becuase... fuck. Becuase she matters so much and she can't see that she does, and she thinks she hurts people so much that she should just end it all so that she wouldn't hurt them. Maybe she does hurts people sometimes, but then... everyone hurts other people, and... you can't think that if you aren't here that's going to stop them from hurting. It doesn't work that way. Can't you see that? Can't you see how hard this has been for me? To first have to say goodbye to you and her as you go off without me and leave me in your dust and then have to watch you like this? I was always there for you, all the phone calls i made for you all the times i tried to help.... but i never could. I never could do anything. I tried to. I... i wanted you to be happy so i didn't show you how sad it all made me... at least... i tried not to. Fuck. I hate this. You know what? That "you could never hurt me that much", that wasn't from her. I typed that. I typed that so you wouldn't fucking kill yourself. Yes, she started typing after that but i was not "monopolizing" the keyboard before that. I tried to leave a couple times before that and no one else would type so i said that to make you feel like i was just keeping them from typing. But no. No, she wouldn't even type when i was begging her too. She wasn't crying. She just looked annoyed. I was crying. Fuck this. I quit nothing matters. I don't matter.
This weekend sucks. Dad didn't want to drive me to the ACAD thing in clagary cuz he was already there on wednesday and thursday, and didn't want to have to drive down again. Besides "it's not really a big thing is it?" Then he gets back and he's like "oh i heard an add for that ACAD thing and it sounds like a pretty big deal. Maybe we should go down." Well you could have fucking listened to me when i told you it was a big deal, but if i was going to cause you that much trouble we didn't have to go. I don't have my portfolio here and i have to work. Both things that i could have fixed if i thought you actually cared about my post secondary education. Fuck. He's always telling me that i need to find out eveything i can about different options and then i find something useful and he doesn't even give a damn.
I have to go. I have to work. I have to walk to work. Fuck. I hate it all.
Iris Lyrics
-Goo Goo Dolls


And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now

And all I could taste is this moment
And all I can breath is your life
And sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't comming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am


Tuesday, October 21

Guess i do have something else to "say". Here are some wonderful latin quotes/other latin things that i found whilst meanding amongst the chaos of the web:

Cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I am

Gnothe seauton (Greek): Know thyself.(lat. Nosce te Ipsum)

Quis, quod, ui, quibus auxiliis, cur, quomodo, quando?: Who, what, where, in what ways, why how and when?

Ruber et Niger: Red and Black

Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant: Where they create desolation, they call it peace

Nemo sine vitio est
- No one is without fault

Vanitas vanitatum et omnia vanitas: Vanity of vanities, all is vanity

Veni vidi vici: I came, I saw, I conquered

Video meliora proboque deteriora sequor: I see the better way and approve it, but I follow the worse way

Veritas odium parit: Truth breeds hatred

Cogito Ergo Doleo
- I think therefore I am depressed

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
- If you can read this you're overeducated

Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur
- Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out

Aliquando et insanire iucundum est
- It is sometimes pleasant
even to act like a madman

"Fiat lux."
"Let there be light" (Vulgate Genesis)

"Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!"
"May barbarians invade your personal space!"





here for now

i bet you're wondering
if you woke up today
just to learn why the caged bird sings
i bet you're wondering if the goddesses are all crazy
or just keeping it interesting
situated slightly outside society
at odds with its odd offerings
i bet you're teetering on the edge of sobriety
just to alleviate a few things

like the fear that you're standing here
cuz you want to be liked
you know you need your instrument
but does your instrument need to be miked?

you keep imagining that pretty soon you will just disappear
and thinking that one thing is what saves you from your fear of being here
here for now
here for now

i bet you're looking for the little red x next to the red arrow
and the words 'you are here'
i bet you're hoping that your heart will send up the white flag this time
or some sign that the coast is clear
yeah, the moment when your heart jumps
it's all that's happening
and once again, it's like the first time you've felt that shock
yeah, the moment when your heart jumps
it's all that's happening
an i was right behind the door when you knocked

thinking maybe i'm just standing here
cuz i want to be liked
i know i need my instrument
but does my instrument need to be miked?

i keep imagining that pretty soon i will just disappear
and thinking that one thing is what saves me from my fear of being here
here for now
here for now
here for now


words and music by ani difranco � 2003 righteous babe music / BMI


Yes, that is all i have to write today.

Monday, October 20

YAY! I just realized that i only have three days of school this week because on thursday i have the council retreat and we have friday off cuz of pst interviews. Good times. Today is art drop in after school, also yay! That means that paul is probably coming and i get to finish my painting. Happy happy. Today is good thus far. However next block we get our unit test back and i think i failed, and tomorrow i have a math quiz and i'm ever so lost. :S
Hmmm while i'm here i'm puting in a link to an alice in wonderland site. More for me than for anyone else, as i don't think i'll find it again and i need it for art. If you want to visit it though it has some interesting pictures and whatnot.

Thursday, October 16

The time has gone once again
When the world is too much within us
And the force of our own footsteps
Echoes loudly within our minds
-The Time Has Come - Elliot Simon


How strange it is that the people i have known the least know the most about me.

Reality is overrated.

According to a number of people (if you call three a number... but then three is a number so why wouldn't you call it as such) in my physics class i am evil. I don't know about that. Ben says evil in a dark and chaotic way... which i suppose i could live with, and Paul says i'm not evil, just impish. I say i don't know what or who i am.

I hate how, just because my parents go to bed at ten, i have to go to bed at ten. And i also hate how there is no using the computer after ten. If this rule were different last night would not have been so bad.

I enjoy my acrylic painting that i'm working on in art. This is the first time that i've actually gotten along with the stupid acrylic-ness. It's ever so veryvery cool... even if Ben thinks it looks like a rooster.

Ben is crazy... just like a lot of people at school, but that's okay cuz the crazy people are the ones that make going to school worth while.

Is worth while one word or two. Hmmm.... worthwhile.... worth.... while. Worth is a funny word. Now that i look at it i think i've spelt it wrong. Oh well. I don't care.

I have no ideas for my sketchbook.

I have no clue what is going on in math.

I don't want to study for physics. I don't want a physics unit test.

I don't want to be alone right now.

*sigh*

*SIGH*

Hehe

I have no idea why i am posting in this odd way.

I hope the spaces stay where they are. Otherwise this won't look as happy.

Tuesday, October 14

Well, apparently i blog a lot on tuesdays, but not much on other days. Anyhow, i wouldn't want to dissapoint anyone so i thought i ought to write something.... except that i have nothing to write and i should go now. Hmm.... well.... i shall post on thing before i go and that would be that this last month has been the best in my life so far. Thank you. Also... to a few of you.. actually more than i would like there to be... remember that you are special and that you mean everything to me. You are what keeps me here when sometimes i really don't want be and i hope i can do the same for you. Take care, you are all beautiful people and i believe in you, even if you don't believe in yourself.

Tuesday, October 7

People have been bugging me to update my blog *cough* kim *cough* so here you go... hope it makes you happy to hear about my... wonderful.... life. :P
Today sucked. Yesterday was bad, last night was... really bad... and then today... ya... BAD! I broke down in bio and was all teary and i felt stupid. Thank goodness for nicole... and having a fire drill so that i got to go outside and calm down. *sigh* Stupid world.
I think i failed... no wait... i'm almost sure i failed my math quiz today, which apparently was a "quiz" but was as hard as a unit test. I didn't even finish the stupid thing. Math leads to much badness. Alas.
So many things are runing through my head... but i can't write half of them down because... i can't... and the other half... i don't know... i can't seem to find the words.

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